Labour Day Cards - Get Free Labor Day Cards, 2008 Calendar, Horoscopes and Romantic Cards

May 1st is celebrated as International Labor Day all over the world. This day especially belongs to the ‘working man’ in the most traditional sense. This year it falls on Thursday.
Labor Day Cards are famous all over with people gifting one another, particularly their colleagues and business associates. Preparing for the celebrations of this day could begin with hunting for the right Labor Day Cards from the various stores in your near vicinity. Interesting images of Labor Day parades, holiday wishes, fascinating quotes on hard work and efficient services etc are generally found on the most preferred Labor Day Cards.

Other appealing options that are depicted on labor day cards are images illustrating ‘you deserve a break’, ‘you ought to relax on this day’, ‘have a chilled out Labor Day’ and ‘Happy Holiday on this Labor Day’. While one aspect of this celebrated day could be the holiday feature, the other characteristic of the same is that it could be treated as that special day when you could say thanks to your colleagues and business mates, superiors and subordinates at work and also tell them how much their support means to you. Yes! Labor Day is the perfect occasion to do this and the various cards available in the market will help you in speaking out your emotions and feelings.

Labor Day e greetings offer a wide selection of cards to be sent out on this day. The Labor Day e greetings are the best alternatives to be sent to your business associates located far away, as they mirror your thoughts precisely but beautifully. These greetings can be even sent to your friends and family members who you know have worked really hard and deserve to party harder! 2008 Labor Day e greeting cards are the newest additions to the collection of Labor Day Cards. Select your pick from the extensive range and send to your friends/ acquaintances/ colleagues… now.

Free Labour Day cards are available online in a widespread collection. These cards are available for free and are ready to be sent to the particular addresses, just at the click of the mouse. Not only can you put in words and phrases to the already existing ones, you could also add color to the text in these cards…

Labor Day Cards are available in several genres. A few of them have been mentioned below for your perusal:

Labor Day Cards At Work: These cards are ideal to be given to your office mates and colleagues with whom you spend the entire day and with whom you are partner to all triumphs and tribulations and failures…

Belated Labor Day Cards: Select a few pieces of cards in this genre and keep them handy just incase you might forget to wish someone on Labor Day!

Invitations: Invitations on Labor Day parties can be sent out through the Labor Day invitation cards… go select your particular pick and send across to all the invitees…

Labor Day Birthday and Anniversary: These cards are especially for people who share their birthday/ anniversary on May 1. Wish them all the luck with a novel range of cards especially designed to greet people on both the occasions on the same day.

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Most of us shy away from talking about ourselves. When someone says “ Tell us about yourself” don’t we all get rather flustered? This is the end result of a lifelong of conditioning, where parents have taught us not to “blow one’s trumpet”, not to boast, not to talk too much about oneself…

This is a common enough question at any interview, and your answer carries a lot of weight. So, if you are one of those who blush, stutter or stammer when asked this question, read on…

Dealing with the question…
Remember, the person who asks you the question, probably has your CV right there in front of him.
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Who am I
Knowledge, is my principal possession

Love, is my foundation

Longing, is my coach

Reasons, is the root of my belief

Remembrance of the Almighty creator,

Is my weapon

Patience, is my dress

Contentment, is my prize

Obedience, is my measure

Striving, is my character

Sharing, is my glory

truthfulness, is my confidence

Goodwill, is my reliability

helping others, is my passion

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Special Event Videography - My Top Tip to Capturing Outstanding Youtube Footage

Learn from my mistake..

I was filming in the outback on a Sheep Station capturing film segments for istock. My favorite footage at the time was of Cockies (farmers) going about their business. This particular day the Owner/Operator of a friend of a friend’s farm, Dave and his brother, Jeff, had set aside half an hour to immunise Dave wife’s new cats prior to letting them wander about on the farm They thought it would make interesting footage for me, although I couldn’t see under what circumstances I could possibly use it.

Not wanting to appear ungrateful I set up my equipment on the expansive verandah of the house while Jeff went to round up the young cats. Dave explained to me that to medicate a cat in any circumstances you use an old boot which you lace them up in. Everything on a farm is brutal, logical and efficient. Being an animal lover I was not sure about this whole thing, but I kidded myself that for the purity of a filming experience that I should just go with the flow. Also I didn’t want to offend Dave and Jeff their thoughtful idea.

Dave said ‘I’m going to shove the cat into this boot, do up the laces and that way the little bugger won’t bite me. Jeff’s goner hold him while I give him his needle. Don’t worry he’ll be a bit angry for a spell, but a saucer of milk and Bob’s your Uncle and Fanny’s your Aunty, he’ll be as good as new before he’s finished drinking.’

At this point Dave’s wife, Lizzy pops her head out the back door wiping her hands on her apron. She says “Darl, I really don’t think that Amanda is going to find this very interesting.” Dave assures her that I am totally psyched about the imminent inoculations. I smile encouragingly but secretly I agree with Liz.

Jeff returns with the young cats and gives me one to hold. I lock off the tripod, check my shot for action, press record and regrettably hang on to the second puss. Dave expertly and with huge callused hands shoves the angry cat into the old boot. He quickly laces it up so that its annoyed head and neck are sticking out but its legs are all safely tucked away. He hands the cat over to Jeff who gently holds the cat’s mouth closed and turns a tuft of neck towards Dave who is filling the syringe. The cat is extremely annoyed and is making a noise like a, well, like an annoyed cat stuck in a smelly boot. It is also squirming wildly. Dave appears unconcerned and I am sure he is, as this is a farmer’s life and just one of the things that farmers do with the closest vet having to be flown in by helicopter. Jeff who is smiling happily at me, bless his cotton socks, just now realizes that his fly is down. Not wanting to appear, tackle out, on film, he lets one hand go on the cat to rectify his situation.

The cat feeling the release of pressure takes advantage of the situation and squirms his way out of the boot only to get tangled up in the laces. Unfortunately instinct took over for me, I dropped the cat I was holding and spring to Jeff’s assistance to re-secure the cat. The bugger of a thing, whipped around at the speed of light and sunk it’s teeny tiny sharp teeth into my hand. The pain was like a million little hot needles being instantly stabbed into the delicate skin on the back of my hand. Jeff struggling with his fly and the laces of the boot is not much help.

Dave drops the syringe he is now brandishing and grabs hold of the cat’s head which he starts to squeeze with his incredibly large hands, in a bid to loosen its viper grip on me. I can feel myself starring in horror, as the cat all of a sudden goes limp. But take heart reader that is not the end of this story.

Farmers are practical people and don’t let a little thing like death faze them. When lambs are born and not breathing, they will routinely revive them with CPR, I kid you not! Jeff helpfully reminds Dave of that fact and says ‘Lizzy will not be impressed if you kill one of her cats.’ Dave proceeds to do the strangest and yet most practical thing I have ever seen. He gives the cat a couple of breaths (while Jeff provides encouragement like ‘Dave you’re not getting a good seal, open your mouth wider’ and ‘don’t slip it the tongue Davo! ha-ha). Dave then gives the cat a jolly good squeeze around its rib cage with both hands and it amazingly starts to breathe. I am by this stage dripping blood from half a dozen puncture wounds and beginning to wonder when my last tetanus shot was. The fly screen door bangs open and Lizzy pops her rotund figure through the door wiping flour off her hands.

‘Darl, everything ok?’ Everybody freezes. Dave puts the cat down on the verandah and it weaves drunkenly in small circles. Lizzy takes one look at the cat says ‘Poor little bugger” and asks if I’d like lemonade. She would appear to be none the wiser for the near death experience. I nod my head struck dumb as Dave and Jeff appear to be holding their breath. Lizzy smiles and nods and goes back into the house. As the fly screen bangs closed everyone simultaneously exhales. The cat, who has been slowly regaining coordination, drunkenly falls off the verandah and hits the dirt with a bit of a thud. We all rushed to the rail and looking down watch him shakily get to his feet and wander over to the saucer of milk which he drains.

We all look at each other, like stunned mullets and with the most typical and sincere face Jeff says “Well F..K me”

My tip, my golden rule, my ultimate hint for special, special event videoing. Check your camera is recording before you participate in medicating a cat or you too could miss what would have been the YouTube of the century!!

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New Airline Charges (humor)

Due to increased fuel costs, airlines have been forced to cut back on some amenities, and charge for some services traditionally included in airfare.

In addition to some of these changes, this list also includes some changes which, I have from reliable sources, are sure to follow.

* $15 each way for the first checked bag, $25 each way for the second checked bag.

* $25 for x-raying the first bag, $35 for x-raying each additional bag.

* $10 surcharge for x-raying bags over 2 feet in height (since more electrons are used in the process).

* $10 for copies of your bags' x-rays.

* $50 to have your bags' x-rays framed.

* $10 surcharge to have your bags' x-rays touched up so your clothes look more expensive.

* $50 penalty for leaning on the person next to you. If you know the person next to you, the penalty will be waved but you'll be charged a $50 fee. What's the difference? One's a penalty, the other one's a fee.

* Since much fuel is consumed during takeoff and landing, there will be a $50 landing fee.

* Those who opt out of the landing fee will have the option to purchase a parachute for $500. Experienced skydivers will have the additional option of renting the parachute for $25.

* $100 for little pet parachutes.

* Families will be able to save by jumping together with one super-sized parachute.

* $8 for peanuts in velcro-covered bags so they don't float away before you pull the ripcord.

* Passengers who miss the airport parachute landing area will be charged $75 to get back into the airport.

* Passengers who's luggage is lost due to the gross negligence of the airline, will get a free set of x-rays of their luggage so they can at least remember what their luggage looked like.

* After some modifications to plane hatches, all connecting flights will be done in midair, space-shuttle style. All those afraid of heights will be given neck braces to keep their heads facing up toward the constellation Cepheus. Why Cepheus? That's an extra $10.
* No longer will waiting in a terminal building, after being canceled or delayed, be free of charge. Sitting will be ten cents a minutes. Standing will be three cents a minute. Bending over forward will incur a surcharge of 75 cents. Bending over backwards will get you arrested as a suspected terrorist -- there's just no reason for anyone to bend over backwards.

Will all this improve safety and performance? Probably not. But the exra money will go toward other improvements which will help cut expenses even further. For example, every cockpit will be equipped with a bar to cut down on the time wasted waiting for pilots to return to their planes.

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Redneck How-to Guide

There seems to come a time in everyone's journey down the highway of life that you reflect on your state of affairs and conclude that you'd like to become a redneck. As demonstrated by the armored car robber who used his loot to buy a house full of velvet Elvis paintings, money can't take the redneck out of a man. But, can an outsider join the brotherhood of rednecks with a little studying, a mullet wig, and some cold hard cash? As we'll see, the answer is "hell yeah!"

The first question we have to ask ourselves is "What exactly does it take to be a redneck?" Is it a part of your DNA or is it the way you part your hair? Is it a state of mind, or is it the state of Alabama? These are the questions that keep many redneck wanna-be's up all night until the butt crack of dawn. But beyond these deep philosophical questions, what are the nuts and bolts of actually becoming a certified redneck? As the bumper sticker says, "What Would Bubba Do?"

Well, the first step down the road to redneckville is to visit the rednecks and learn their ways. Don't worry, they won't bite. So take your time to study their language, play their games, and drink their beer. Just don't drink all of their beer, or they WILL bite. One of the best places to interact with rednecks in their native habitat is at the Summer Redneck Games, held annually since 1996 outside of Atlanta. Featured games include the Hubcap Hurl and Redneck Horseshoes, using of course a toilet seat as the horseshoe. And don't miss their Bobbin' for Pig's Feet Fest.

Now that you've studied the redneck, you're ready to put on a cut-off flannel shirt and try it yourself. Fortunately, entire industries have arisen to satisfy our redneck cravings. You won't have to search long to find redneck books and videos, redneck auto and truck accessories, redneck apparel, and yes, redneck food. In the food category, you'll find redneck cookbooks (think beer can chicken recipes), bacon flavored mints, exotic meats gift sets, and BBQ scented scratch-n-sniff undies. If, after feasting on all this, you're feeling too lazy to take your truck four wheeling through the mud, you can use a product called Sprayonmud, so you'll at least look like you've gone muddin'.

We'll, you're almost there. You just need a bit more practice in the redneck arts. So while you're waiting for your mullet to grow, take in a midget wrestling match. Learn to play "Sweet Home Alabama" with your armpit and palm. Luckily, there is not just one path to becoming a redneck, but many.

For more redneck humor, visit http://www.redneckgear.com/ where you'll find funny redneck products, jokes and humor, and redneck photos.

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Seth Rogen's Rise From Small Time Stand-up Comedy to Landing Lead Roles!

 

Born in Vancouver, British Columbia, Seth Rogen has quickly risen to popularity with his leading roles in movies such as Knocked Up and Superbad. However, where did he come from? And, more so than that, how does the son of two “radical Jewish socialists” as Rogen puts it, get to become one of these very famous actors?

It all started when he was thirteen years old. Known for driving his parents and teachers absolutely crazy with his attempts at humor, he signed up for a comedy class in his home town. Immediately, Rogen took to it and quickly began to work on his own material. After a very short amount of time, he began to appear in a lot of well known Vancouver comedy clubs such as Lafflines, Punchlines, and others. Finally, after three years of stand up, he decided that he was going to venture to America to make a career in stand-up. Rogen had won second place in the Vancouver Amateur Comedy Contest at sixteen and that gave him the confidence to venture below the border.

For most of us, though, he is well known for his acting. His first on-screen experience came at the age of eleven when he was in a few commercials. However, for most actors, it is the big screen that they aspire for and Rogen had those hopes as well. After auditioning only once, he landed a role on the hit TV series, “Freaks and Geeks.” It was produced by Judd Apatow who he would later befriend and work alongside in many future projects.

“Freaks and Geeks” was cancelled in the middle of the first season and Apatow started a second television series, “Undeclared.” He cast Rogen in a similar role as he had played in “Freaks and Geeks” and this went on for an entire season, but was cancelled before the second season. Fortunately for Rogen, it was in this television series that he received his first major writing gig. Before he was hired to act, he was one of the writers for the show where he wrote an entire episode by himself and co-authored four others.

His first big screen appearance was in 2001 when he had a minor role in Donnie Darko, a Jake Gyllenhaal movie. In 2005, he appeared in the hit movie, 40 Year Old Virgin which was Apatow’s directorial-debut. This movie was an incredible success and it helped to land him in the lead role in the ‘accidental pregnancy’ movie, Knocked Up. Here he played a lazy web-entrepreneur who, after a late night at the club, goes home with a woman. The result? You guessed it…A baby. Starting in September, Rogen is also set to appear in Judd Apatow's next directorial effort (working title "Funny People") with Adam Sandler, Eric Bana, Jason Schwartzman, Leslie Mann and Jonah Hill.

However, what happens when a typical comedic character gets his chance at something a little more daring? You get the Green Hornet. Known for being on the heavy side, Rogen will have to bulk up if he is going to fit into the trench coat of this superhero. More importantly, Rogen and his long-time writing partner, Even Goldberg, are tasked with writing the movie for the Green Hornet. So, with Rogen playing the lead character and the two writing the screen-play, some argue that the character of Britt Reid might not be what he should be. Or, more so, what he can do, with all the bulking up necessary.

Rogen’s response? “You should believe that I can do some physical activity. You have to believe I can do something.” Can he though? Can the man who has, for most of his life, done stand-up comedy jump into a more serious role? Can he really be action potential? He argues that, yes, he can. He has all the intentions to bulk up for the role. There are two very talented writers working on the screen-play. But, when it comes to a director, Rogen is not so committed. He wants to find someone who will bring something fresh to the table.

All in all, Rogen went from doing some small time stand-up comedy in Vancouver to landing lead roles in two television series and then in some of the 21st century’s greatest comedies. From commercials, to stand-up, to television, to Knocked Up, Seth Rogen now has his eyes set on playing the green fedora wearing Green Hornet. Let’s see if he can do it.

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